If students are not allowed to physically go to class because of health safety but can go to the university’s packed football stadium for a game, then it shows the university cares much more about money than actual health safety.
If you go to college at an old age there is a chance you could take a history class that is simply life events you experienced.
The most annoying part of cutting your finger isn't the pain, it's not being able to wash that finger once bandaged.
If enough people wanted to, we could turn a fake currency into a real one.
When you marry someone, you are choosing the prime suspect for your disappearance or murder
The most intimate thing you can do with someone is fall asleep with them.
Saying “step on the gas” will eventually become as detached from what’s really happening as the “floppy disk save icon.”
The older that you get the easier it is to buy something that will last a lifetime.
Throwing flies in the trash after you’ve killed them is probably the most respectful action possible. You’re trowing them into their version of heaven.
The people of Star Trek don’t know the satisfaction of slamming a door shut in anger.
Everybody notices when they start manual breathing but never when you stop
The ship in Wall-E uses up energy for artificial gravity just to put people in anti-gravity chairs.
It’s wild that we used to watch TV based on what was on and not by what we wanted to watch.
When a beaver builds a dam, it's a natural habitat. When a human builds a house, suddenly it's not.