If flat earthers went to space and observed the roundness of the earth, they would probably just conclude that it's a flat circle
30 seconds will never go by faster than when you are multi tasking with the microwave running
It’s actually sometimes a disadvantage to have a high metabolism/ be the “skinny kid who never gains weight no matter how much he eats” because you never develop the healthy eating/ exercise habits or the self control needed once that metabolism starts to fade away with age.
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There's a chance that wishes used to come true until someone wished that nobodies wishes came true anymore.
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If you play dead in a bear attack, and actually died of the bear, you technically faked it until you made it
If students are not allowed to physically go to class because of health safety but can go to the university’s packed football stadium for a game, then it shows the university cares much more about money than actual health safety.
If you go to college at an old age there is a chance you could take a history class that is simply life events you experienced.
The most annoying part of cutting your finger isn't the pain, it's not being able to wash that finger once bandaged.
If enough people wanted to, we could turn a fake currency into a real one.
When you marry someone, you are choosing the prime suspect for your disappearance or murder
The most intimate thing you can do with someone is fall asleep with them.
Saying “step on the gas” will eventually become as detached from what’s really happening as the “floppy disk save icon.”
The older that you get the easier it is to buy something that will last a lifetime.