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All of the members of The Office were actually coworkers
Among Us is a perfect example of what happens without the โ€œinnocent until proven guiltyโ€ doctrine
Your clothes have probably been to countries you haven't.
The most apologetic people are normally the people who have done the least wrong.
City people think country people all talk funny and have guns. Country people think city people all talk funny and have guns.
Ads in porn is better than porn in ads
Music played from portable speakers in public is always bad music because people with good taste don't do that.
Calling smaller candy "fun size" makes no sense because it's more fun when there's more candy
A much needed pee can feel better than the average orgasm
Any person can be 99% of the way through their life and not even know it
If flat earthers went to space and observed the roundness of the earth, they would probably just conclude that it's a flat circle
30 seconds will never go by faster than when you are multi tasking with the microwave running
Itโ€™s actually sometimes a disadvantage to have a high metabolism/ be the โ€œskinny kid who never gains weight no matter how much he eatsโ€ because you never develop the healthy eating/ exercise habits or the self control needed once that metabolism starts to fade away with age.
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If you sit on your own vodoo doll you wouldn't be able to get up.
There's a chance that wishes used to come true until someone wished that nobodies wishes came true anymore.
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People with big feet have worn most shoe sizes
If you play dead in a bear attack, and actually died of the bear, you technically faked it until you made it
Buying drugs is supporting a local business
If you draw a dick on Dracula's forehead he would never notice
If students are not allowed to physically go to class because of health safety but can go to the universityโ€™s packed football stadium for a game, then it shows the university cares much more about money than actual health safety.
If you go to college at an old age there is a chance you could take a history class that is simply life events you experienced.