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If Dwayne Johnson were to stare at Medusa, he would literally be โ€œThe Rockโ€
If frogs eat mosquitos, somewhere out there are frogs that have developed a taste for human blood.
No matter how good a driver you are, it only takes one bad driver to mess you up
As kids the reason we believed "the hero always wins" is because in real life the one who wins is always the "hero."
5:59 AM feels significantly earlier than 6:01 AM.
All of the members of The Office were actually coworkers
Among Us is a perfect example of what happens without the โ€œinnocent until proven guiltyโ€ doctrine
Your clothes have probably been to countries you haven't.
The most apologetic people are normally the people who have done the least wrong.
City people think country people all talk funny and have guns. Country people think city people all talk funny and have guns.
Ads in porn is better than porn in ads
Music played from portable speakers in public is always bad music because people with good taste don't do that.
Calling smaller candy "fun size" makes no sense because it's more fun when there's more candy
A much needed pee can feel better than the average orgasm
Any person can be 99% of the way through their life and not even know it
If flat earthers went to space and observed the roundness of the earth, they would probably just conclude that it's a flat circle
30 seconds will never go by faster than when you are multi tasking with the microwave running
Itโ€™s actually sometimes a disadvantage to have a high metabolism/ be the โ€œskinny kid who never gains weight no matter how much he eatsโ€ because you never develop the healthy eating/ exercise habits or the self control needed once that metabolism starts to fade away with age.
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If you sit on your own vodoo doll you wouldn't be able to get up.
There's a chance that wishes used to come true until someone wished that nobodies wishes came true anymore.
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People with big feet have worn most shoe sizes