The word "Misread" can be misread as "Misread".

The first Spanish sailors who entered Florida stepped off into a swamp, and one was eaten by a prehistoric monster. They'd never seen alligators before, and it must've been terrifying. BUT THEY STILL COLONIZED FLORIDA

If a wingman joins in for a threesome, he gets an promotion up to co-pilot

Any number is closer to 1 than it is to infinity

The ridiculous layouts, irrelevant essays, and annoying pop ups on most recipe websites have made cookbooks the far more convenient option again.

If Dwayne Johnson were to stare at Medusa, he would literally be “The Rock”

If frogs eat mosquitos, somewhere out there are frogs that have developed a taste for human blood.

No matter how good a driver you are, it only takes one bad driver to mess you up

As kids the reason we believed "the hero always wins" is because in real life the one who wins is always the "hero."

5:59 AM feels significantly earlier than 6:01 AM.

All of the members of The Office were actually coworkers

Among Us is a perfect example of what happens without the “innocent until proven guilty” doctrine

Your clothes have probably been to countries you haven't.

The most apologetic people are normally the people who have done the least wrong.

City people think country people all talk funny and have guns. Country people think city people all talk funny and have guns.

Ads in porn is better than porn in ads

Music played from portable speakers in public is always bad music because people with good taste don't do that.

Calling smaller candy "fun size" makes no sense because it's more fun when there's more candy

A much needed pee can feel better than the average orgasm

Any person can be 99% of the way through their life and not even know it

If flat earthers went to space and observed the roundness of the earth, they would probably just conclude that it's a flat circle