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In the age of Internet a child can know more than Wan Shi Tong, "He Who Knows Ten Thousand Things"
Medieval sex must have smelled terrible.
The fact that Jean Luc Picard, his brother Robert, and their whole family have English accents tells us at some point before the 24th century England finally conquered France.
A lot of country music is men explaining how horny they are.
The last human being is likely to die from something mundane, like a cold, due to a lack of medicine.
Stumbling accidentally across a favorite movie on TV and watching it is way more satisfying than purposely looking for it because you already wanted to watch it.
When it comes to playing Trombone, β€œDon’t Suck” is solid advice.
People care so little about gender reveals that one started a massive forest fire and still no one knows the gender
The wealthier you are, the further your couch is from a wall.
A zombie combined with a ghost would make a complete living person
There have been many instances where people saw you first at the store and decided to avoid you by walking down another aisle.
The caps lock key is grandparents kryptonite when trying to type in their password.
Dogs probably see adult humans as ageless giants
For supposedly being nomads, it was really easy to find all of the airbenders in short order in specific places and wipe them out.
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The richer the house is. The harder the dustbin is to find.
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'Among Us' teaches us not to trust those who quietly get on with their work.
Few things are more satisfying than waking up after a fucked up dream and realizing it wasn’t real
Dreams could just be you connecting to your alternate selves in parallel universes with different possibilities and realities.
By looking at the budget, the military is closer to be faked just for the money than NASA
Using a Q-tip to clean your ears is probably one of the most universally broken rules among people everywhere.
Your handwriting is your accent on paper