Our ancestors probably imagined catching animals in their heads like we imagine winning arguments with people inside of our heads.
In a world without friction, you can't wipe your ass. But you also don't have to.
A child that murders and a murderer of children are both child murderers.
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Pretending we can't see camo is a universal inside joke, and it will never get old
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thousands of years ago, humans drew dicks on cave walls and in modern day we drew a dick on the surface of mars. No matter where humanity goes, the dick jokes will always stay.
In the age of Internet a child can know more than Wan Shi Tong, "He Who Knows Ten Thousand Things"
The fact that Jean Luc Picard, his brother Robert, and their whole family have English accents tells us at some point before the 24th century England finally conquered France.
The last human being is likely to die from something mundane, like a cold, due to a lack of medicine.
Stumbling accidentally across a favorite movie on TV and watching it is way more satisfying than purposely looking for it because you already wanted to watch it.
People care so little about gender reveals that one started a massive forest fire and still no one knows the gender
There have been many instances where people saw you first at the store and decided to avoid you by walking down another aisle.
The caps lock key is grandparents kryptonite when trying to type in their password.