From the sun’s perspective, we’re all third-world countries.

The reason that sandpaper and stone grinding wheels work on steel and blades is because rock beats scissors.

Rabbits occupy that weird middle area on the Venn diagram of animals that are pets or food.

Among Us has probably taught more people what colour Cyan is than schools.

There could be infinite aspects of reality we can't detect because we don't have the necessary sensory organs

You ever think the idea of sports is absurd? We idolize, and pay billions of dollars, for them to do something pretty stupid - catching a ball or something of the sort. Entertainment is a hell of a drug, even if it's for something obsolete.

The monsters from the movie "a quiet place" probably got rid of all the people who snore

"Among us" is likely helping humanity by training many people's subconscious to be more critical of things they are told by social media, news and even friends.

The emotion that controls the whole world is hornyness and it's scary

It doesn’t matter how great of a career he makes for himself, Lawrence Fishburn will always be Morpheus first.

If reincarnation is real you could literally own a former person in dog/cat/pet form.

If you fake having Münchhausen syndrome to get medical attention, you are actually suffering from it

The reason teachers seem to notice immediately when you talk a little bit in class and not the jerks chatting on the back is because the teacher has probably already given up on trying to get them to pay attention, unlike with you, who they still believe can learn meaningful things from their class.

People who are "gullible" just have no trust issues

You either die or get to live long enough to see all the people you love die.

Computers are the only thing in the Universe that freeze as they get hot

we are artificially selecting 4-leaf clovers out of existence.

Being cold is better than being hot because you can find ways to warm up, but when you are hot you just have to sit and live with it.

We can easily recognize basic clothing from a hundred years ago, but no one in Star Wars could recognize the clothing of the Jedi, who ruled the galaxy for 4,000 years, just a decade after their fall.

Drop a live lobster into boiling water, you're a chef. Do the same thing to a live cat and you're a monster.

The fake "x" button in mobile game ads is the greatest betrayal in someone's life