In 100 years, the Internet will be full of videos made by dead people

There were probably cavemen who sacrificed their life for us to figure out which berries were poisonous and which ones were not

People who describe themselves in public forums as an “alpha male” are definitely not alpha males

Building IKEA furniture is Adult Legos but with more frustration and less reward

There's a lot of fear of being stuck in caves, and tight places if you're Immortal. Yet no one discusses the chilling fact of floating through space beyond the end of the universe.

In someone's story, you are forever played as a villain.

Video games completely over exaggerate the usefulness and commonality of jumping.

In a few years, kids will have no idea why the Phone app icon has that weird shape on it

Being immortal would make getting stuck places (caves, sinkholes, wells, etc.) significantly more scary

Our bodies are advertisements for our sperms/eggs.

Every day you go out in public you are an extra in the lives of everyone you come across.

A witch is considered as a evil person,but a wizard is considered as a wise and good person.

If the monster under your bed never hurt you, maybe it's there to protect you.

Water benders can easily prevent themselves from getting pregnant.

At some point someone said, "What are you going to do, kill me?" Then they actually got killed.

The moon is the only rock with a record of how many people have touched it.

If our phones told us that sounds too loud would damage the headphones instead of our ears, we would probably be more concerned

Lucy from the peanuts was really smart. She successfully ran a business selling her two cents for a nickel.

Smelling flowers is smelling plant balls

If Brock specializes in Rock Pokémon, and Misty specializes in Water Pokémon, then you would think Ash would specialize in Fire Pokémon.

If smoking caused canker sores rather than cancer, no one would smoke