Cats really hacked natural selection. While every other species has to outcompete others to survive, cats convinced us, the dominant species, to be their guardian.
Video games have taught people how to read a map and they've likely not considered that.
Waking up on a Monday morning is probably one of the saddest moments of your life and you do it every week.
Porn sites probably don't have an actual way to check if people are over 18, because if they did, they would lose a pretty large percentage of traffic to their site.
When you try to create an account on a website, robots ask you to confirm you are not one of them.
banana have 60% same DNA as human. So basically bananas think that you are overgrowth mutant banana, who eats weak bananas
Every wooden piece of furniture in your house was alive at some point. Your kitchen table is a carcass.
Stunt men and extremely clumsy people are both really good at falling down stairs, but in totally different ways.
You can do everything right to live a safe life, yet all it takes is someone else making a stupid choice that can put your life at risk.
It's a good job our subconscious knows exactly the right amount to loosen our asshole, so that we can pass gas in our sleep without shitting ourselves.
There were probably cavemen who sacrificed their life for us to figure out which berries were poisonous and which ones were not
People who describe themselves in public forums as an “alpha male” are definitely not alpha males
Building IKEA furniture is Adult Legos but with more frustration and less reward
There's a lot of fear of being stuck in caves, and tight places if you're Immortal. Yet no one discusses the chilling fact of floating through space beyond the end of the universe.
Video games completely over exaggerate the usefulness and commonality of jumping.
In a few years, kids will have no idea why the Phone app icon has that weird shape on it
Being immortal would make getting stuck places (caves, sinkholes, wells, etc.) significantly more scary