4 legged animals must look at humans and think "how the hell do they not just fall over"
You are never worthless. You can serve as a bad exemple to the society.
In Harry Potter and deathly hallows, when everyone turned into Harry Potter, they knew size of his penis. Maybe that’s why Hermione choosed Ron.
No one in 2015 answered the right answer to the question, ‘where do you see yourself in 5 years?’.
Nodding or waving at people that stop for you while you cross the crosswalk is very strange because you're basically just acknowledging that they could have killed you but they didn't
Humans think that we are so advanced, but in reality, we are the only species that need to wear socks due to our feet getting cold.
If an FBI surveillance van named their internet source “FBI Surveillance Van,” no one would suspect a thing.
We are very lucky that most dead plants don’t stink like animals do otherwise autumn would suck
If someone robs a bank, the punishment is life altering. When banks rob us, they just pay themselves more.
We spend the first half our lives trying to look older, and the second half trying to look younger.
Everybody who is yet to be born already exists, but the atoms who will make that being haven't linked together yet.
No matter what ingredients you add to a smoothie, if you add a banana it becomes a banana smoothie
Cats really hacked natural selection. While every other species has to outcompete others to survive, cats convinced us, the dominant species, to be their guardian.
Video games have taught people how to read a map and they've likely not considered that.