Being able to do well in school without needing to input any effort will be a big disadvantage for you later in life.

Humans are the only creatures that know the existence of dinosaurs

Whomever compiled the first joke book literally wrote the oldest joke in the book unknowingly.

If we could see ourselves through someone else’s eyes doing good deeds and see every smile we generate we would probably love ourselves more.

“Cowboy” sounds really manly and cool, but the arguably more accurate “Horseboy” sounds really stupid

People who received the death penalty were still technically in prison for life.

If someone urinates on you, and you hate it, you're both pissed on and pissed off...

If you procrastinate, you're doing sidequests instead of the main plot.

If you bring a sword to school everybody laughs but if you bring a knife, then it's a different story

Suspension of disbelief aside, it's a bit ridiculous that The Incredible Hulk was never butt-ass naked. Always managed to hang onto the shorts.

Shaggy and Scooby Could Probably Deep throat really good.

To keep ourselves safe, we reinforce our doors with multiple locks, but put curtains and blinds on our easy to break windows.

Technically everything is portable, its just about how much effort you need.

Tomatoes are fruit, not vegetables, which makes most pizza types a fruit pie.

Depending on how active you are on the internet, you've probably met a murderer

Not a single one of your direct ancestors were virgins

4 legged animals must look at humans and think "how the hell do they not just fall over"

You are never worthless. You can serve as a bad exemple to the society.

Babies born feet first briefly wear their mothers as hats.

In Harry Potter and deathly hallows, when everyone turned into Harry Potter, they knew size of his penis. Maybe that’s why Hermione choosed Ron.

You don't know how many times locking your car has been useful.