There will be parents who will buy the digital version of the PS5 for their children because its cheaper, but also disc games because they probably don’t know what a digital console is.

In 1000 years there will be porn sites that categorize porn in centuries.

To murder a song is to sing or play it terribly, but to kill a song is to sing or play it brilliantly

If our knees bent the opposite direction, we could roll down hills like tires instead of like hot dogs.

The title “Minister Prime” sounds a lot more powerful than “Prime Minister”.

If it rained cats and dogs, only the cats would survive

There were probably shit loads of really talented lute players from medieval times whose music has been completely forgotten cus they couldn't write for shit.

If you procrastinate by playing videogames and ignore the main storyline, you're procrastinating your procrastination with more procrastinating

Whenever people bring up the hypothetical of dogs talking, everyone assumes that the dog is fluent in English. In reality, it would probably be just basic sentences with bad grammar because the dog’s language skills wouldn’t have been developed at all.

If we teach every kid sign language then at some point In the future everyone will able to talk to everyone

When lasers miss in Star Wars, they just continue to travel and travel until they hit something, like some random planet or spaceship.

Being able to do well in school without needing to input any effort will be a big disadvantage for you later in life.

Humans are the only creatures that know the existence of dinosaurs

Whomever compiled the first joke book literally wrote the oldest joke in the book unknowingly.

If we could see ourselves through someone else’s eyes doing good deeds and see every smile we generate we would probably love ourselves more.

“Cowboy” sounds really manly and cool, but the arguably more accurate “Horseboy” sounds really stupid

People who received the death penalty were still technically in prison for life.

If someone urinates on you, and you hate it, you're both pissed on and pissed off...

If you procrastinate, you're doing sidequests instead of the main plot.

If you bring a sword to school everybody laughs but if you bring a knife, then it's a different story

Suspension of disbelief aside, it's a bit ridiculous that The Incredible Hulk was never butt-ass naked. Always managed to hang onto the shorts.