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Not separating your laundry for long enough eventually makes it unnecessary to separate your laundry.
Using a pro wrestling move "incorrectly" would actually do more damage in a fight.
A rock you touched could have also been touched by a caveman.
Microbial life is thought to be producing the phosphine gas that was recently discovered in Venus' atmosphere. On Earth, phosphine can be found as a toxic gas in swamps. So in a twist of irony, the first alien life may have been discovered by detecting swamp gas in the light reflected by Venus.
No matter what part of the world you're in, you're always surrounded by fish
Dreaming about showing up to class naked is probably very confusing for kids being homeschooled.
The Mandela Effect proves we would rather believe that we're capable of spontaneously crossing into alternate timelines rather than admit we were wrong about something.
The purge is becoming less and less science fiction every day.
We give dogs a lot of crap for eating random things but humans ate tide pods and drank bleach knowing what they were
We live in an age where computers are so fast that if something takes more than a couple seconds to load we just assume its broken
Wikipedia has less bias than mainstream media.
If everyone just filmed themselves drinking water and watched other people drinking water we could all make money on ad revenue and just drink water for a living
The earth is going to be fine. It will either recover with us, or without us.
Using your favorite song for an alarm clock is exactly like wearing your nicest shoes to a Mud Run.
It's okay to kick a pregnant women as long as it's from the inside.
The giant in Jack and the Beanstalk gets a pretty bad rap for someone who was robbed and murdered.
Cuddling is amazing until you realize you cannot move.
Seems awfully suspicious that melting frozen yogurt does not give you yogurt.
Graduation caps are reverse top hats
There’s probably an entire industry in the Marvel universe dedicated to cleaning up Spider-Man’s left behind webbing from buildings as he swings around the city.
Post-nut clarity is genuine male superpower.