You know you're acclimated to a building when you can close the doors behind you with just barely enough force to close them all the way.

Garbage has a distinct and recognizable smell even though the composition of garbage is extremely variable

Boots were invented after Italy was drawn on a map. Therefore, Italy is not shaped like a boot, but boots are shaped like Italy.

The rock,paper,scissors game is only as old as scissors

Shout out to the one or two people in every online class who engage with the teacher so that they will ignore the rest of us sleeping.

You don’t realise how much you use a certain area of your body until it hurts like hell to use it.

Locks only exist because some people are assholes

A random tree you pass on the road could be older than you and your entire family

Just because 2 people are your cousins doesn't mean they are related to each other

The Sims doesn't have a disabilities pack because they don't want disabled sims to die in their game when someone inevitably takes away the wheelchair ramp during a fire.

You know when a creep gets caught with like 56,312 pics of child pornography? There is a guy at the FBI, whose job it is to go through tens of thousands of pictures of child porn to check what they are. He watches child porn all day, to save the children

When you fall as a kid, you worry about damage to the outside of your knee. When you fall as an adult, you worry about damage to the inside.

If you have smart lights that turn off with just your voice, your animals may be in constant fear that your next sentence will bring on the darkness

You were the size of an Action figure at one point.

Fascism is actually extremely popular, as long as it pushes your own personal value system.

Voldemort can sleep face down due to his unavailability of a nose.

Getting a new device comes with having to rebuild the library of alarm clocks you could choose from

Considering how much stress they are under, door hinges are shockingly reliable.

The Titanic moved over liquid water, was powered by water vapor and was sunk by frozen water.

A significant part of designing a cereal is making sure it won't sink in the milk.

Not separating your laundry for long enough eventually makes it unnecessary to separate your laundry.