The Green Lantern is the opposite of Superman. Superman is strengthened by yellow sunlight and weakened by green kryptonite, while the Green Lantern is strengthened by the green ring and weakened by yellow light.
In the future the robot dance move won’t make sense because automation will be fluid instead of choppy
It is a strange moment of sexual maturing when you realize which body parts you DON'T find attractive.
There's nothing quite like an automatic door that won't open to make you question your existence.
When you're wearing a T-shirt gravity helps you to wear it but when you're wearing a pant gravity is always trying to pull it down.
You know you're acclimated to a building when you can close the doors behind you with just barely enough force to close them all the way.
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Garbage has a distinct and recognizable smell even though the composition of garbage is extremely variable
Boots were invented after Italy was drawn on a map. Therefore, Italy is not shaped like a boot, but boots are shaped like Italy.
Shout out to the one or two people in every online class who engage with the teacher so that they will ignore the rest of us sleeping.
You don’t realise how much you use a certain area of your body until it hurts like hell to use it.
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A random tree you pass on the road could be older than you and your entire family
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Just because 2 people are your cousins doesn't mean they are related to each other
The Sims doesn't have a disabilities pack because they don't want disabled sims to die in their game when someone inevitably takes away the wheelchair ramp during a fire.
You know when a creep gets caught with like 56,312 pics of child pornography? There is a guy at the FBI, whose job it is to go through tens of thousands of pictures of child porn to check what they are. He watches child porn all day, to save the children
When you fall as a kid, you worry about damage to the outside of your knee. When you fall as an adult, you worry about damage to the inside.