It is safe to assume ,that because he was mixing sugar and spice, the professor from the Power Puff Girls was trying to make curry and ended up with kids.
Maybe non-native speakers apologising for bad English isn't done because their English is actually bad. It's done because to really speak our language they know they have to add an unnecessary apology in there somewhere.
Humans have concluded that it is easier to colonize Mars than to deal with other humans on earth to make it better
If Wikipedia had a comment section, it'd be a biggest shitshow on the internet.
Half the worlds problems could be solved if stupid people weren’t allowed access to the internet
Tom Hanks has made a career of playing an ordinary man in extraordinary situations.
There were probably people smarter than Einstien and Newton but never got the chance to study or do anything with their talents.
Our bodies are weird, we can be struggling to stay awake and drifting off to sleep on the couch but as soon as we go to bed, we struggle to fall asleep and are wide awake.
Everyone agrees that most people are stupid, but nobody ever thinks they are.
When a movie or tv show has cannibalism, it’s usually rated R or TV-MA, but when the Cinnamon Toast Crunch cartoons eat each other, no one bats an eye.
Male sex toys are more taboo than their female counterparts despite male masturbation being more commonly accepted and discussed.
It was a pretty big coincidence that Mr Incredible & Elastigirl named their son Dash before they knew he had super-speed.
It’s appropriate that Spirit Halloween Stores posses the bodies of dead businesses.
All milk is breast milk, we just think its less weird when its from a cow for some reason.
Overthinking a is a painful reminder that you care too much, even when you shouldn’t.