Due to its position and size, the average caps lock button is probably used more unintentionally than intentionally
If ghosts are real they probably have witnessed you doing some weird fucking shit
It does not matter how well-run a workplace is - there will always people who complain on a daily basis
At a dine-in restaurant you tend to order drinks first. At a fast food restaurant you tend to order drinks last.
Some of the most talented people on the planet have given up on their dreams because they never caught a break or ran out of money to pursue their dreams a little longer.
If a North Korean soldier is trying to stop a person from escaping, they are both running for their lives.
We never quite appreciate the importance of each and every individual pixel on our screens until the moment one of them dies.
The hardest part of an Uno game is deciding on whose rules you play in.
Seeing an elderly person having fun is more heartwarming than seeing a young person having fun
If gravity were to change by just the slightest amount, any athletic record would either become unbreakable or easy to beat, depending on which way it went.
Considering sperm and eggs are made from the nutrients a body makes, at one point you could’ve been a cheese quesadilla
Members of an experienced military unit are remembered in history books as "battle-hardened veterans" if they win a battle, and "tired and weary troops" if they lose one.
Giving university scholarships to students who do a lot of volunteer work just benefits students from rich families who don't have to work for money.
"Going to town on that ass" was probably just another common expression long before it became sexual
The average high schooler knows more about the world than the smartest people did 300 years ago