We always joke about how dogs spin around on their bed to make it more comfortable, completely ignoring the fact that we toss, turn, get up to do something, shimmy around, and more, which is the same concept.
Granddads and Dads make dad jokes because they really want it to be apparent what the joke is when you are a little kid, and then they laugh because the laughter is contagious.
When drinking something nasty, seeing the glass half empty is actually the most optimistic thing to do.
shitting with the door open even when there is no one in the house doesn't feel private enough
If Bruce Wayne spent half the money on social programs that he spends on being Batman, he would go a lot further in reducing crime.
Hogwarts’ assignments on 3 or 4 feet of parchment seem really long until you realize that the length of an A4 paper is 11.7 inches. Harry constantly complained about writing a 4-page essay.
If everyone claims that flat Earthers don’t exist then they will have no way to fight it
We’re probably missing out on a lot of great products because someone bought out their competition and killed the development.
People who hide their phone from you while using it probably doesn't have anything bad. They probably just don't wanna be judged.
You may unwittingly be the answer to someone's security question as someone's first kiss.
Someday, a person is going to be surfing the internet and put together that their gender reveal party was responsible for a great disaster.
Sometimes it's not the content of the post but the comments on post make it to the trending.
It’s more possible to win an argument against someone who’s smarter than you than someone who’s not
Once we colonize Mars there's a possibility that we'll have an entire planet without mosquitos