Future generations will never understand the satisfaction of physically hanging up a phone.

If you ever spot a ninja, you can be reasonably certain it isn't a very good one

Threatening to file a lawsuit is the adult version of "I'm telling"

The beginning of "Up" could very well just be its own short film and wouldn't really need what happens afterwards to be a good story

Abusive Parents praise they’re children when they become successful, but fail to realise the motivation for that success was probably to escape their parents and never have to contact or rely on them again.

Adulthood is disappointing for many because it doesn't take place in the same era we were children in. 90s children imagined their adulthood taking place in a 90s-like society where the rules remained unchanged.

You’ve probably smoked better bud than Bob Marley ever did.

A lot of crimes would have been solved a lot easier if 911 could FaceTime

When somebody is accused of a crime, even if proven innocent, there will always be people who remember them as the person who committed that crime

In a few generations, it will be considered no more than an obscure trivia fact that email was named after physical, tangible mail.

Cold coffee tastes disgusting, unless you wanted it that way

One complement can change an entire day for someone or even stop them from killing themselves.

That lame “I haven’t see you since last year” joke is going to be true.

Maybe the imaginary conversations in our heads are actually with ghosts who are trying to help us work through some stuff.

Less than 100% of the human population lives on Earth

The sound of rain on your roof is a comfort because it's a reminder that you have one.

The first goomba in the original Super Mario Bros probably killed more players than any boss in the franchise

The majority of "original thoughts" posted on here...were probably thought/predicted hundreds of years ago...except there was no internet..so those people just died crazy/alone/and unheard

Don't ask men's salary and women's age is lowkey sad as it like saying salary and age decide their worth and they could be insecure about it.

Maybe when you feel like u r watched, it is ur future self looking back at himself/herself through memories...

We always joke about how dogs spin around on their bed to make it more comfortable, completely ignoring the fact that we toss, turn, get up to do something, shimmy around, and more, which is the same concept.