Getting picked up early from school is better than missing an entire school day
Someone in your online class most likely went straight to masturbating after a Class ended
You never truly appreciate the comfort of your bed until you're moved from the couch to the bed in your sleep.
If you try to break into jail, you're going to jail whether you succeed or not
Future generations will never understand the satisfaction of physically hanging up a phone.
If you ever spot a ninja, you can be reasonably certain it isn't a very good one
The beginning of "Up" could very well just be its own short film and wouldn't really need what happens afterwards to be a good story
Abusive Parents praise they’re children when they become successful, but fail to realise the motivation for that success was probably to escape their parents and never have to contact or rely on them again.
Adulthood is disappointing for many because it doesn't take place in the same era we were children in. 90s children imagined their adulthood taking place in a 90s-like society where the rules remained unchanged.
A lot of crimes would have been solved a lot easier if 911 could FaceTime
When somebody is accused of a crime, even if proven innocent, there will always be people who remember them as the person who committed that crime
In a few generations, it will be considered no more than an obscure trivia fact that email was named after physical, tangible mail.
One complement can change an entire day for someone or even stop them from killing themselves.
That lame “I haven’t see you since last year” joke is going to be true.
Maybe the imaginary conversations in our heads are actually with ghosts who are trying to help us work through some stuff.
The sound of rain on your roof is a comfort because it's a reminder that you have one.