The brain can remember that it forgot something but never make a way to find out what you forgot
There are no "boring school subjects", there are only boring ways our teachers taught us these subjects
Therapy, but instead it's a group of old ladies calling you sweetie, and baking you cookies.
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It is entirely possible for two babies to be born at the exact same moment but have different birth dates.
Superman can probably find Batman's cave instantly if it was actually coated with lead, since it would appear as a black blob when Superman uses his x-ray vision.
The guy standing 2 feet from you in line that thinks he's 6 feet away is probably the same guy that tells everyone he's got a 10 inch dick but it's really 3.
We've all just assuming that "Elmer's Glue" is not short for "Elmer is Glue".
Eventually there will be more pictures of the dead on the Internet than of the living
Getting picked up early from school is better than missing an entire school day
Someone in your online class most likely went straight to masturbating after a Class ended
You never truly appreciate the comfort of your bed until you're moved from the couch to the bed in your sleep.
If you try to break into jail, you're going to jail whether you succeed or not
Future generations will never understand the satisfaction of physically hanging up a phone.
If you ever spot a ninja, you can be reasonably certain it isn't a very good one
The beginning of "Up" could very well just be its own short film and wouldn't really need what happens afterwards to be a good story
Abusive Parents praise they’re children when they become successful, but fail to realise the motivation for that success was probably to escape their parents and never have to contact or rely on them again.