Maybe we can walk through mirrors but our reflections stop us.

Graphics in modern video games actually look better then real life television shows we would watch on TV in the 90s.

If there is one advantage of living in an apartment, it’s that random noises at night aren’t as terrifying.

From someone else’s point of view, you have won the lottery of life.

Maybe the first Richard was just a huge dick to everyone

The brain can remember that it forgot something but never make a way to find out what you forgot

There are no "boring school subjects", there are only boring ways our teachers taught us these subjects

Therapy, but instead it's a group of old ladies calling you sweetie, and baking you cookies.

It is entirely possible for two babies to be born at the exact same moment but have different birth dates.

Superman can probably find Batman's cave instantly if it was actually coated with lead, since it would appear as a black blob when Superman uses his x-ray vision.

Hearing "I love you" hits different than "I love you too"

The guy standing 2 feet from you in line that thinks he's 6 feet away is probably the same guy that tells everyone he's got a 10 inch dick but it's really 3.

We've all just assuming that "Elmer's Glue" is not short for "Elmer is Glue".

Eventually there will be more pictures of the dead on the Internet than of the living

Apple is the default fruit.

Getting picked up early from school is better than missing an entire school day

Someone in your online class most likely went straight to masturbating after a Class ended

You never truly appreciate the comfort of your bed until you're moved from the couch to the bed in your sleep.

If you try to break into jail, you're going to jail whether you succeed or not

Halloween is in theory one big cosplay convention.

Future generations will never understand the satisfaction of physically hanging up a phone.