Santa Claus always favors rich kids even when poor kids behave better. Santa could use his magic to be a powerful equalizer but he chooses not to.
If you use solar panels for electricity, then the sun in games uses the sun in real life.
When ugly people make it in the music industry, then you know they're really talented.
Walking up to your parents in the middle of the night and watching them until they realize ur standing there when scared as a kid was probably one of the creepiest things your parents had to endure.
Seedless watermelon seems to be the one fruit no one ever complains is genetically modified.
Considering people turn the lights on when they enter a room dogs might think the world brightens up when they see people
Graphics in modern video games actually look better then real life television shows we would watch on TV in the 90s.
If there is one advantage of living in an apartment, it’s that random noises at night aren’t as terrifying.
The brain can remember that it forgot something but never make a way to find out what you forgot
There are no "boring school subjects", there are only boring ways our teachers taught us these subjects
Therapy, but instead it's a group of old ladies calling you sweetie, and baking you cookies.
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It is entirely possible for two babies to be born at the exact same moment but have different birth dates.
Superman can probably find Batman's cave instantly if it was actually coated with lead, since it would appear as a black blob when Superman uses his x-ray vision.
The guy standing 2 feet from you in line that thinks he's 6 feet away is probably the same guy that tells everyone he's got a 10 inch dick but it's really 3.
We've all just assuming that "Elmer's Glue" is not short for "Elmer is Glue".
Eventually there will be more pictures of the dead on the Internet than of the living