A sausage is roughly the same shape when it goes in your mouth hole and out your bum hole.
We are slowly getting to the point where it safe to assume that Elvis Presley is definitely dead.
It's not until you're in charge of paying all the bills that you truly understand your dad's obsession with the thermostat.
In movies, Santa always delivers presents to one house in a neighborhood then flies off without going to the others.
Rick Astley is going to be the most interesting celebrity death because majority of the links about it will be Rick Rolls.
According to movies, the most stressful part of being a veterinarian is having very dangerous criminals coming in and needing medical attention.
as children, we used to think that being kids is suck and adults can do whatever they want, as adults, we realize that being humans sucks.
The real life Sheldon Cooper would the type of person to complain about Big Bang Theory online at every opportunity
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The first human to discover the process of making alcohol probably didn't realize how significant of an impact it would have on the rest of humanity.
When people think "world-ending asteroid", they always associate it with an Earth collision. No one really sensationalizes the equally disastrous outcome if an asteroid knocks the moon out of orbit.
Santa Claus always favors rich kids even when poor kids behave better. Santa could use his magic to be a powerful equalizer but he chooses not to.
If you use solar panels for electricity, then the sun in games uses the sun in real life.
When ugly people make it in the music industry, then you know they're really talented.
Walking up to your parents in the middle of the night and watching them until they realize ur standing there when scared as a kid was probably one of the creepiest things your parents had to endure.
Seedless watermelon seems to be the one fruit no one ever complains is genetically modified.