Old stories of people coming back from the dead could just be ancient civilizations not understanding what a coma was
There could be a moment in history when entire mankind blinked together, but no one noticed as everyone had their eyes closed.
If there was a medication that could 100% remove stupidity with zero negative side-effects, stupid people would refuse to take it.
Worst part about being a kid was knowing that adults were laughing at you but not understanding why
Conspiracy theoreticians are people who failed to understand science so they invented their own science to prove they are not dumb.
If you knew the exact day you were going to die, you would technically be invincible up until that point
The dislikes on YT on every video is a real life example that no one can make everyone happy.
"With all due respect" is the polite version if "listen here you little shit".
If kids actually never talked to strangers, they wouldn’t have any friends
Worst part of being a kid was not having adults take you seriously when you knew what you were talking about
No matter who you are when a dog wants to lay with you there’s nothing you can do to not enjoy the unconditional love
Humans developed the capabilities to kill each other before they developed the capability to heal each other
If an asteroid is on course to hit Earth, half of the world wouldn't believe it despite concrete proof
The 15 minutes of extra sleep after you wake up feels like a lot more than the 8 hours of sleep that you just had.
“What colour is watermelon” and “what colour is a watermelon” have two completely different answers.
When you fall and scrape your knee, you just survived being hit by the planet.
When the Queen dies the conspiracy theories about her being alive will blow up like never before.