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There is probably a person out there who would find you perfect in every aspect.
In End Game, it would have sucked to have been snapped out of existence, snapped back after 5 years and then immediately get killed off in the new battle right away.
Some people drink more before age 21 than after age 21
YOLO is a valid argument to NOT do something crazy.
Whenever someone asks you, "Hi, how are you?" you always respond with "Good, you?" because if you said anything negative it would throw off the social norm. Sort of like getting in an elevator and standing facing the back instead of the door.
Headphones would have never sold well if we still had natural predators everywhere.
Pornography is the human version of "How It's Made"
Anytime you make a post, you change the life trajectory of anyone who reads it via the butterfly effect
If you donated blood you probably erected another man's penis.
Yellow sun plus blue sky equals greens plants.
"Highschool" movies become a lot weirder when you realize they're all portrayed by grown ass adults.
Millionaires can play a game of Monopoly with real money and it would look like nothing in their bank account
Scar’s family named him after a facial disfigurement, made him live away from all the other lions, and then were surprised when he betrayed them all.
" Your nose is out" is the new " your fly is down".
Kids believing that adults have things figured out has to be one of the most effective scams in history.
One of the biggest scams of the modern world is paying for tv and still having to watch and deal with ads and commercials
Rush hour traffic is ironically the slowest type of traffic
The film crew for "The Office" had to pretend they were worse at filming than they actually are, proving exactly how good they are at their jobs.
Rock a bye baby is a β€œpeaceful” lullaby about an infant falling from the top of a tree.
When it comes to trusting farts, the stakes for a nudist is off the charts.
We're lucky we don't have more naturally exposed bones on our body considering how much attention and upkeep teeth require.