It's Sad That People Can Be Lie Awake At Night Thinking Of Past Awkward Moments Or Regrets, But Rarely Feel Randomly Happy Remembering Lucky Or Nice Things That Happened In The Past.
No one in The Walking Dead rides bicycles even though they're much faster than walking, just because that wouldn't look very cool
It took 6 million years for us to evolve and we still have 4 extra teeth we have to rip out of our skulls.
Every sexually active male has probably ejaculated at least 10 potential Nobel prize winners.
There is probably a person out there who would find you perfect in every aspect.
In End Game, it would have sucked to have been snapped out of existence, snapped back after 5 years and then immediately get killed off in the new battle right away.
Whenever someone asks you, "Hi, how are you?" you always respond with "Good, you?" because if you said anything negative it would throw off the social norm. Sort of like getting in an elevator and standing facing the back instead of the door.
Headphones would have never sold well if we still had natural predators everywhere.
Anytime you make a post, you change the life trajectory of anyone who reads it via the butterfly effect
"Highschool" movies become a lot weirder when you realize they're all portrayed by grown ass adults.
Millionaires can play a game of Monopoly with real money and it would look like nothing in their bank account
Scar’s family named him after a facial disfigurement, made him live away from all the other lions, and then were surprised when he betrayed them all.
Kids believing that adults have things figured out has to be one of the most effective scams in history.
One of the biggest scams of the modern world is paying for tv and still having to watch and deal with ads and commercials