The fact that garbage bags are designed to be thrown away and aren't biodegradable is a pretty glaring design flaw
If superhero movies have taught us anything, it’s that one person’s life is worth millions in property damage.
Insects basically live in a comic book universe: they have different super powers, and they’re constantly battling each other, and dealing with the threats from huge monsters and enormous machines.
There is no such thing as the 5 second rule when you have a 3 second dog
Staff singing for your birthday at restaurants isn't a celebration. It's the price you pay for the free food they give you.
If the tin man didn’t have a heart, and the scarecrow didn’t have a brain, then the cowardly lion likely had no balls
Batman would look ridiculous trying to solve crimes outside during a sunny day.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials show that cannibalism is acceptable if there is a general consensus that everyone around is tasty.
Saying 'cool' makes you blow cool air, and saying 'hot' makes you exhale hot air.
If the whole world is doing a rock-paper-scissors championship it would take only 33 wins to be a champion, because 2 to the power of 33 is more than 8 billion
If the word necklace is said out loud, it describes a person who can never wear one.
LEGO is a perfect example that it’s about the journey and not the destination
Bears are apex predators known to maul humans to death, yet they are our go-to for stuffed toys.
Game of Thrones’ eight season descent into monetarily-influenced destruction is a perfect meta-story of how money corrupts art.
In the future, Google Maps might release a separate version that uses the first photos uploaded to the site, to serve as a historical record and let people ‘tour the past’.
By killing every mosquito we hear at night, we're just exerting evolutionary pressure for stealth mosquitoes.
People will procrastinate about reading a book then will read online articles about anything for hours.