Watered down drinks tastes worse than both the original drink and water.
Keeping a beard in your teens or 20s make you look older but keeping a beard in your 50s makes you look younger.
There could be a person who is able to perceive colours outside the known colour spectrum, neither the person nor others may know it for sure.
Remove sex from a relationship and you will discover that a lot of people have nothing to offer
A typical AA battery contains about 4 watt-hours of electricity. A nominal price from an electric company is 10 cents per kikowatt-hour. At 50 cents per unit a battery is 1250 times as expensive for the convenience of portability.
Remove money from a relationship and you'll find out how many people turn out to be gold diggers at heart.
A lot less people would buy a lottery ticket if the rule was "pick a number between 1 and 300 million. If you guess right, you win."
If Apple made a car they would probably have weird sized/shaped cup holders so people would buy their custom drink containers
The fact that garbage bags are designed to be thrown away and aren't biodegradable is a pretty glaring design flaw
If superhero movies have taught us anything, it’s that one person’s life is worth millions in property damage.
Insects basically live in a comic book universe: they have different super powers, and they’re constantly battling each other, and dealing with the threats from huge monsters and enormous machines.
There is no such thing as the 5 second rule when you have a 3 second dog
Staff singing for your birthday at restaurants isn't a celebration. It's the price you pay for the free food they give you.
If the tin man didn’t have a heart, and the scarecrow didn’t have a brain, then the cowardly lion likely had no balls
Batman would look ridiculous trying to solve crimes outside during a sunny day.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials show that cannibalism is acceptable if there is a general consensus that everyone around is tasty.
Saying 'cool' makes you blow cool air, and saying 'hot' makes you exhale hot air.