Everyone says Satan is evil, but he only punishes bad people making him the fairest of all idols
For some reason, "You ain't shit" and "You are shit" are both perfectly good ways to insult someone.
The day we can control a computer with our thoughts is the same day we lose the last of our privacy.
During a game of spin the bottle a fat person is more likely to get kissed than a skinny person.
Watered down drinks tastes worse than both the original drink and water.
Keeping a beard in your teens or 20s make you look older but keeping a beard in your 50s makes you look younger.
There could be a person who is able to perceive colours outside the known colour spectrum, neither the person nor others may know it for sure.
Remove sex from a relationship and you will discover that a lot of people have nothing to offer
A typical AA battery contains about 4 watt-hours of electricity. A nominal price from an electric company is 10 cents per kikowatt-hour. At 50 cents per unit a battery is 1250 times as expensive for the convenience of portability.
Remove money from a relationship and you'll find out how many people turn out to be gold diggers at heart.
A lot less people would buy a lottery ticket if the rule was "pick a number between 1 and 300 million. If you guess right, you win."
If Apple made a car they would probably have weird sized/shaped cup holders so people would buy their custom drink containers
The fact that garbage bags are designed to be thrown away and aren't biodegradable is a pretty glaring design flaw
If superhero movies have taught us anything, it’s that one person’s life is worth millions in property damage.
Insects basically live in a comic book universe: they have different super powers, and they’re constantly battling each other, and dealing with the threats from huge monsters and enormous machines.
There is no such thing as the 5 second rule when you have a 3 second dog
Staff singing for your birthday at restaurants isn't a celebration. It's the price you pay for the free food they give you.
If the tin man didn’t have a heart, and the scarecrow didn’t have a brain, then the cowardly lion likely had no balls