We want people to RIP when they die but we don’t put them in the casket in their favorite bedtime position.
Because of the way schools work, if they got together they could manipulate common knowledge because, at the end of the day, it's what they teach you that's gonna be on the test, not necessarily the truth.
Sometimes when someone says “10 years ago” it still feels like that’s the mid 90s
We get mad at bugs and rodents for destroying our crops and structures, calling them things like “ pests” and “vermin”, yet we, as humans, have caused thousands of times more irreparable damage than they ever will. We are the real pests.
People are more careful driving a newly bought tv than their whole family in the car
If your significant other is bisexual, and they choose you, you've defeated twice as many genders worth of prospective partners than the average person.
Seeing an usually calm person being angry is scarier than seeing a person that is usually angry being angry.
If someone took a photo of themselves every day from 0 to 100 years old, we could watch a video of their entire life in a 10 minute and 8 second video at 60 frames per second.
Flat earthers would have believed in round earth if the earth was flat.
If singing to your plants will help them grow, that shows why the forest loves its birds.
Everyone says Satan is evil, but he only punishes bad people making him the fairest of all idols
For some reason, "You ain't shit" and "You are shit" are both perfectly good ways to insult someone.
The day we can control a computer with our thoughts is the same day we lose the last of our privacy.
During a game of spin the bottle a fat person is more likely to get kissed than a skinny person.
Watered down drinks tastes worse than both the original drink and water.
Keeping a beard in your teens or 20s make you look older but keeping a beard in your 50s makes you look younger.
There could be a person who is able to perceive colours outside the known colour spectrum, neither the person nor others may know it for sure.
Remove sex from a relationship and you will discover that a lot of people have nothing to offer
A typical AA battery contains about 4 watt-hours of electricity. A nominal price from an electric company is 10 cents per kikowatt-hour. At 50 cents per unit a battery is 1250 times as expensive for the convenience of portability.