If you think you look ugly in glasses, it may just be because you can see your face better with them.
4th dimensional creatures can look at our buildings like blueprints, while 2nd dimensional ones can use our blueprints as buildings.
The first 'No homo' was probably said during a very awkward situation.
Drinking breast milk made for a baby animal is more socially acceptable than drinking milk for a baby human
What’s annoying about following a student driver isn’t that they’re poor drivers, but that they follow traffic laws so rigidly.
Procrastination is so selfish that you don't even care what your future self has to go through for that instant gratification.
As a child, going to bed before 9pm is a chore. As an adult, it’s a treat.
It’s a shame that almost all wiki article about a song doesn’t include its lyrics.
You can cheat on GTA and not make nearly as much money as Jeff Bezos makes in real life
If Transformers mimic vehicles to blend in, a beige Corolla or Ford F-150 would make more sense, instead of a yellow Camaro or semi truck.
You always hear someone’s sense of humor described as “dry”, but you never hear it described as “wet”.
When talking via text you assume the person's tone in your head. More often than not, you're wrong about it.
K in Morse code is -.- which is the same face we make when someone replies to us with 'K'.
we are fine not existing before we are born, but are terrified of the same idea after we die.
We want people to RIP when they die but we don’t put them in the casket in their favorite bedtime position.