If Japan ever has an empress, it’s inevitable that the internet will draw her like an anime character

If you don't think the pyramid scheme you work for is a pyramid scheme, you're probably on the bottom.

A problem with being single is that everyone assumes you don't want to be single.

There's a point in all of our lives where we are equally as far away from birth as we are to death, and we have no idea when that'll be.

Many urban legends or myths are probably created by mums with kids asking too many questions

Social alcoholism is way more accepted than private alcoholism .

Thanks to the internet, you no longer need pants to buy pants.

A pizza is basically a real time pie chart of how much pizza is left.

Somewhere out there, someone likely has a picture of themselves on a roller coaster, that you’re in

There are probably lots of people out there holding a world record and not knowing it as they never got their world record confirmed as one.

WWII started 81 years ago. The year 2100 is 80 years away. We are closer to 2100 than we are to the start of WWII.

Boomers and millennials are equally terrified by the future but for totally different reasons.

Your clothes let you know you're gaining weight quicker than your family or friends

There are many pornos that are good but will never be popular because the video has a shitty thumbnail.

Half of the views of the song "Staying Alive" are probably people learning how to do CPR.

Lions are so badass, they became king of the jungle without even living there.

Due to Rules of Engagement and strict Court Martial it is effectively harder for a US Soldier to shoot at the enemy in active warzone then it is for Police Officers to shoot at unarmed civilians.

The protagonists of Jurassic park escaped the dinosaurs by driving, using their ancestors as fuel.

Cannibals see pregnant women as pinatas.

People will eat ass, but get mad when you double dip a chip.

Depression comes from living in the past, Anxiety comes from living in the future