When it rains, tall people get wet first

The kids that were the most homophobic in school were also the ones trying to slap every guys ass

When you're inside a wall, you are also between two other walls.

one day one of us born in the 90s is gonna die and be known as “the last person from the 1900s”

Snails are so slow yet we never see them coming, they just appear

Letting someone hold your phone when it's unlocked is a whole different level of trust.

The real difference between someone being a millennial vs gen z is whether or not Pluto was a planet when they were a kid

Some people love snow, some people hate snow, and the rest have never seen snow.

The owner of the testicles displayed on Wikipedia about testicles represents every man's balls.

The actors for The Office went to work every day to pretend to go to work every day.

The universe isn't "preparing" you for anything you're just suffering.

When you study chemistry, it's actually your brain doing chemical reactions to remember chemical reactions!

If Japan ever has an empress, it’s inevitable that the internet will draw her like an anime character

If you don't think the pyramid scheme you work for is a pyramid scheme, you're probably on the bottom.

A problem with being single is that everyone assumes you don't want to be single.

There's a point in all of our lives where we are equally as far away from birth as we are to death, and we have no idea when that'll be.

Many urban legends or myths are probably created by mums with kids asking too many questions

Social alcoholism is way more accepted than private alcoholism .

Thanks to the internet, you no longer need pants to buy pants.

A pizza is basically a real time pie chart of how much pizza is left.

Somewhere out there, someone likely has a picture of themselves on a roller coaster, that you’re in