Forwarded from 👑 star boy
Organized people are just too lazy to look for stuff.
Based on the size of the gates in Jurassic Park, the designer probably wanted the dinosaurs to escape really badly.
A character laughing at another character's joke is a screenwriter laughing at his own joke.
Trusting your gut is allowing millions of bacteria to collectively make a crucial decision for you.
Most people will apologize for their poor use of the English language except those that learned it as a first language.
It would suck if you wished you had a watermelon, got it, then realized you had a wish and wasted it on a watermelon.
Every generation complains that the generation that came after it is worse, but they don’t accept any blame for having raised them the way they are.
We wouldn't drink a glass of water that had been standing all night in a glass, we'd change it for some fresh water that's been standing all night in a pipe.
The fact that there are no recruitment ads for horny milfs confirms that all those ads are bullshit
Toddlers have no idea how many times they’ve been saved from a trip to the ER or death.
Google is so smart. By making Chromebooks more accessible to schools, kids grow up using Google Suite which makes them more reluctant to switch to a competitor like Microsoft Office.
Whether a glass is half full or half empty entirely relies on the glass' previous state.
Toxic family is way way way worse than toxic friends, colleagues and strangers.
Humans are actually really inefficient, we take about 8 hours to charge for only 16 hours of use
In vampire movies they can only come out during the night because sunlight burns them, but the moon has no light of its own, it's just reflected sunlight
Someone randomly decides ghosts look like people in blankets and everyone just went along with it
If mosquitoes didn't leave itch and irritation after a bite, they could suck a whole lot of blood.