The earlier you realise nobody cares about you, and you yourself are responsible for your growth, the faster you'll achieve success.
It is more socially acceptable for men to have “feminine” bodies than for women to have “masculine” bodies. However, it is more acceptable for women to have masculine interests than for men to have feminine ones.
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Organized people are just too lazy to look for stuff.
Based on the size of the gates in Jurassic Park, the designer probably wanted the dinosaurs to escape really badly.
A character laughing at another character's joke is a screenwriter laughing at his own joke.
Trusting your gut is allowing millions of bacteria to collectively make a crucial decision for you.
Most people will apologize for their poor use of the English language except those that learned it as a first language.
It would suck if you wished you had a watermelon, got it, then realized you had a wish and wasted it on a watermelon.
Every generation complains that the generation that came after it is worse, but they don’t accept any blame for having raised them the way they are.
We wouldn't drink a glass of water that had been standing all night in a glass, we'd change it for some fresh water that's been standing all night in a pipe.
The fact that there are no recruitment ads for horny milfs confirms that all those ads are bullshit
Toddlers have no idea how many times they’ve been saved from a trip to the ER or death.
Google is so smart. By making Chromebooks more accessible to schools, kids grow up using Google Suite which makes them more reluctant to switch to a competitor like Microsoft Office.
Whether a glass is half full or half empty entirely relies on the glass' previous state.