There are three types of people in the world. Those who take the band-aid off slowly and carefully, those who rip the band-aid off fast, and those who have the band-aid on for so long that it comes off on its own and you find it floating in the pool.
The parts you didn't like about the way your parents raised you, are often an over correction of the parts they didn't like about they way their parent's raised them.
For everyone that is 4+, at one point of their life they have been the exact age of pi.
You know you’re getting old when adults start swearing around you often
When you aren't the only one in the house, porn feels way louder than any other videos
Pay phones disappearing shortly after The Matrix was released is concerning.
As an adult, having empty pants pockets is freeing and slightly terrifying.
Just because someone has it worse than you, doesn't invalidate the things you are going through
You can tell a lot about someone's character by how fast they cross the street in front of your car when they know you're waiting.
The job title of "Manager" can more often than not be reduced to "Adult Babysitter".
We can get thousands of idiots to pee on their phones if somebody created a pregnancy test app.
When you sit down at a movie theater you're basically sitting on a silent woopy cushion holding decades of farts.
Christmas colours must be really boring if you're red/green colourblind.
Every day, people who drive garbage trucks probably throw away something suspicious like evidence for a crime or body parts and they won’t and probably never will know they did it.
You do not know how bumpy a road is until you hold drinks in the car while driving there
cats wake their owners up at night to see if they're still alive and are bummed out 'cause they can't eat them yet.