Autocorrect is that one person in class that yells a wrong answer confidently

If every atom in your body behaves according to the laws of physics, and the laws of physics are inherently logical, everything you've ever done has been logical. It's simply our inability to understand the logic that makes us seem irrational.

Jeff Bezos can solve many world issues and save many lives if he gave away what he makes in 10 minutes

If humans had wings, the size of a person's wings would become something that people compare until a size becomes discriminated against

Children don’t get more disrespectful as they age, they just slowly feel that they are mature enough to express their own feelings and concerns.

There are three types of people in the world. Those who take the band-aid off slowly and carefully, those who rip the band-aid off fast, and those who have the band-aid on for so long that it comes off on its own and you find it floating in the pool.

The parts you didn't like about the way your parents raised you, are often an over correction of the parts they didn't like about they way their parent's raised them.

For everyone that is 4+, at one point of their life they have been the exact age of pi.

You know you’re getting old when adults start swearing around you often

No one will ever know what the worlds best hiding spot is

When you aren't the only one in the house, porn feels way louder than any other videos

Pay phones disappearing shortly after The Matrix was released is concerning.

As an adult, having empty pants pockets is freeing and slightly terrifying.

Just because someone has it worse than you, doesn't invalidate the things you are going through

You can tell a lot about someone's character by how fast they cross the street in front of your car when they know you're waiting.

The purse industry is behind the lack of pockets in womens clothing

The job title of "Manager" can more often than not be reduced to "Adult Babysitter".

We can get thousands of idiots to pee on their phones if somebody created a pregnancy test app.

When you sit down at a movie theater you're basically sitting on a silent woopy cushion holding decades of farts.

Christmas colours must be really boring if you're red/green colourblind.

Every day, people who drive garbage trucks probably throw away something suspicious like evidence for a crime or body parts and they won’t and probably never will know they did it.