Eventually the passing down of photo albums from one generation to the next will be replaced with the passing down of storage drives and or cloud passwords

Villains probably take so long to explain their evil plan because they have no one to talk to

Saturday morning coffee is so much better when the kitchen is cleaned up Friday night.

If humans could fly, but doing so was more tiring than running. Most people would still just drive

Losing 5 dollars isn’t such a big deal but finding 5 dollars on the street can make your whole day

The universe made sure no fart would go unnoticed when it made the silent ones smell worse

Society frowns upon people within lower societal roles (garbage men, cleaners, etc) even though they are crucial to sustaining said society.

Being a passenger in a car before you learned how to drive is better than being a passenger after you learned how to drive

There are no pictures of urban myth creatures and people believe it. There are multiple pictures of Earth and people don't believe it.

The bigger the boat, the less likely the owner is the captain.

Men consider compliments as come-ons because they don't get them and don't know how to respond to them

Autocorrect is that one person in class that yells a wrong answer confidently

If every atom in your body behaves according to the laws of physics, and the laws of physics are inherently logical, everything you've ever done has been logical. It's simply our inability to understand the logic that makes us seem irrational.

Jeff Bezos can solve many world issues and save many lives if he gave away what he makes in 10 minutes

If humans had wings, the size of a person's wings would become something that people compare until a size becomes discriminated against

Children don’t get more disrespectful as they age, they just slowly feel that they are mature enough to express their own feelings and concerns.

There are three types of people in the world. Those who take the band-aid off slowly and carefully, those who rip the band-aid off fast, and those who have the band-aid on for so long that it comes off on its own and you find it floating in the pool.

The parts you didn't like about the way your parents raised you, are often an over correction of the parts they didn't like about they way their parent's raised them.

For everyone that is 4+, at one point of their life they have been the exact age of pi.

You know you’re getting old when adults start swearing around you often

No one will ever know what the worlds best hiding spot is