Getting to hear the Vacuum crunch when picking up dust is probably the Biggest motivation for Vacuuming in the first place.

The people who laugh at or make fun of people with broken/mispronounced English are the same people who will never be able to speak another language themselves.

Word is the only word in the English language that is itself. The word leaf isn’t a leaf, the word pillow isn’t actually a pillow, for example.

When a website throws a pop up saying they value your privacy, they don't. They simply value not being prosecuted for pretending to value your privacy.

The moral of the story "the tortise and the hare* is not that slow and steady wins the race. It's don't get cocky/overconfident like the hare did.

Eventually the passing down of photo albums from one generation to the next will be replaced with the passing down of storage drives and or cloud passwords

Villains probably take so long to explain their evil plan because they have no one to talk to

Saturday morning coffee is so much better when the kitchen is cleaned up Friday night.

If humans could fly, but doing so was more tiring than running. Most people would still just drive

Losing 5 dollars isn’t such a big deal but finding 5 dollars on the street can make your whole day

The universe made sure no fart would go unnoticed when it made the silent ones smell worse

Society frowns upon people within lower societal roles (garbage men, cleaners, etc) even though they are crucial to sustaining said society.

Being a passenger in a car before you learned how to drive is better than being a passenger after you learned how to drive

There are no pictures of urban myth creatures and people believe it. There are multiple pictures of Earth and people don't believe it.

The bigger the boat, the less likely the owner is the captain.

Men consider compliments as come-ons because they don't get them and don't know how to respond to them

Autocorrect is that one person in class that yells a wrong answer confidently

If every atom in your body behaves according to the laws of physics, and the laws of physics are inherently logical, everything you've ever done has been logical. It's simply our inability to understand the logic that makes us seem irrational.

Jeff Bezos can solve many world issues and save many lives if he gave away what he makes in 10 minutes

If humans had wings, the size of a person's wings would become something that people compare until a size becomes discriminated against

Children don’t get more disrespectful as they age, they just slowly feel that they are mature enough to express their own feelings and concerns.