The appendix is one of the most relatable organs in the body, because hardly anyone knows what it is really for and no one cares about it except when it's severely malfunctioning. [link]

Schrödinger was an idiot if he thought that a cat that was still alive would remain silent [link]

Considering that octopuses can change shape, color and texture you might be living in a world where everything is made of octopuses and not know it [link]

Having a stupid person join your side in an argument is worse than a smart person joining the other [link]

Anakin being a former slave must have made it even harder to be denied the rank of “master” [link]

You’ve likely shared the same thoughts as some serial killers, you just didn’t act on those thoughts [link]

The better a porn is, the less of it you watch. [link]

Both a really good pirate and a really bad pirate never take another person's property. [link]

Every mountain is a graph of its height [link]

Switching "your" side of the bed for a partner is an act of true love [link]

Getting to hear the Vacuum crunch when picking up dust is probably the Biggest motivation for Vacuuming in the first place.

The people who laugh at or make fun of people with broken/mispronounced English are the same people who will never be able to speak another language themselves.

Word is the only word in the English language that is itself. The word leaf isn’t a leaf, the word pillow isn’t actually a pillow, for example.

When a website throws a pop up saying they value your privacy, they don't. They simply value not being prosecuted for pretending to value your privacy.

The moral of the story "the tortise and the hare* is not that slow and steady wins the race. It's don't get cocky/overconfident like the hare did.

Eventually the passing down of photo albums from one generation to the next will be replaced with the passing down of storage drives and or cloud passwords

Villains probably take so long to explain their evil plan because they have no one to talk to

Saturday morning coffee is so much better when the kitchen is cleaned up Friday night.

If humans could fly, but doing so was more tiring than running. Most people would still just drive

Losing 5 dollars isn’t such a big deal but finding 5 dollars on the street can make your whole day

The universe made sure no fart would go unnoticed when it made the silent ones smell worse