You can argue with someone on the internet and then coincidentally meet them in person and be kind to them without either of you knowing at all. [link]
Everyone has a favorite stall in the restroom at work, but no one ever talks about it. [link]
If you drink 8,760,000,000,00 Five Hour Energy’s you will live till the sun dies [link]
In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, New York must have extremely high property insurance rates [link]
Cleaning vigorously before company arrives is probably the biggest normalized lie [link]
An unexpected benefit of being a picky eater as a kid is getting to unlock perfectly ordinary foods as an adult as if they were just invented. [link]
If Barney is a Dinosaur from our imagination, then all those kids had schizophrenia and were probably really just running around play area in a children’s mental health institution [link]
Since female mosquitoes need our blood to lay their eggs, in a sense we’re all co-parents of a bunch of little mosquitoes. [link]
It’s actually scarier in a horror situation for a monster to open a door rather than break it down. [link]
The appendix is one of the most relatable organs in the body, because hardly anyone knows what it is really for and no one cares about it except when it's severely malfunctioning. [link]
Schrödinger was an idiot if he thought that a cat that was still alive would remain silent [link]
Considering that octopuses can change shape, color and texture you might be living in a world where everything is made of octopuses and not know it [link]
Having a stupid person join your side in an argument is worse than a smart person joining the other [link]
Anakin being a former slave must have made it even harder to be denied the rank of “master” [link]
You’ve likely shared the same thoughts as some serial killers, you just didn’t act on those thoughts [link]
Both a really good pirate and a really bad pirate never take another person's property. [link]
Switching "your" side of the bed for a partner is an act of true love [link]
Getting to hear the Vacuum crunch when picking up dust is probably the Biggest motivation for Vacuuming in the first place.