The existence of the Great White Shark suggests there is a Mediocre White Shark and maybe even a Lesser White Shark. [link]

Rating something a 5/10 sounds a lot worse than saying it’s average. [link]

If someone created a women’s clothing line that was just dresses with pockets and jeans with actual pockets they would probably get a lot of business. [link]

There’s a good chance that your calculator history is more embarrassing than your browser history [link]

Deer probably think that cars are apex predators that kill for fun [link]

Someone, somewhere in the past was pissed off on how someone else parked their horse [link]

Pubic hair makes male genitalia look small and female genitalia look big. [link]

Guys are so deprived of compliments that a simple compliment is enough to get us interested in a girl. [link]

Wizards and witches who have Tourette’s Syndrome in the Harry Potter universe probably cast a lot of accidental spells [link]

There is a good chance that a mass murderer was watching a documentary about his unsolved murders and they were laughing at the inaccuracies in the leads [link]

Being "on your phone all day" went from sounding very sociable to very unsociable within the span of a decade. [link]

State Farm commercials have strange backstories [link]

If immortality existed, discrimination would probably exist between people of different eras. [link]

Perhaps "common sense" is named not because it is common, but because it is the sense of "commoners", who are not properly educated. [link]

In the Bee Movie, all the male bees have buzz cuts and all the females have beehive haircuts. [link]

The most realistic part of Jurassic Park is that if it were real, people would absolutely accept the danger and go. [link]

Being with people who don't listen is lonelier than being alone. [link]

Prison inmates probably have better sleep schedules than most of us. [link]

The person that invented toast was just like "Damn that bread is good, cook it again" [link]

Smoking actually makes you cooler, since a dead body is colder than a living one [link]

The fancier a restaurant is, the more disappointing the food is when it’s in a takeout container. [link]