Harry Potter was fine sending his children to a school where he almost died every year [link]
If beer is liquid courage then coffee must be liquid motivation. [link]
Running from your problems only works if your problem is being unfit [link]
Every cemetery contains lifetimes of stories that we'll never hear about [link]
You’re technically in every TV show and movie filmed after you were born, you’re just really far off camera. [link]
If you think of an amazing way to rob a bank or pull off a heist, you can make more money selling the idea to a movie maker than you can by pulling it off. [link]
You can pronounce "drink" like "jrink" your whole life and no one would know. [link]
Superman’s most unappreciated power is his extraordinary fine motor skill. He has almost unlimited strength and can literally move mountains, yet is also able to shake someone’s hand without inadvertently ripping off their arm. [link]
The average person believes they are smarter than the average person. [link]
There are pixels on your screen that your cursor has never clicked on [link]
Ads on Spotify are more infuriating than on normal radio, even though there are less than on radio. [link]
The existence of the Great White Shark suggests there is a Mediocre White Shark and maybe even a Lesser White Shark. [link]
Rating something a 5/10 sounds a lot worse than saying it’s average. [link]
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If someone created a women’s clothing line that was just dresses with pockets and jeans with actual pockets they would probably get a lot of business. [link]
There’s a good chance that your calculator history is more embarrassing than your browser history [link]
Deer probably think that cars are apex predators that kill for fun [link]
Someone, somewhere in the past was pissed off on how someone else parked their horse [link]
Pubic hair makes male genitalia look small and female genitalia look big. [link]