If you wear a facemask in the car, no one can tell that you’re singing. [link]
Having four arms would make being a parent much easier, but having a child with four arms would make being a parent much more difficult. [link]
If you framed a real-life event as a fictional story, people would probably find plot holes [link]
The presence of ‘b’ in the word subtle is so subtle that if you were to know there was a silent letter in subtle you’d guess ‘d' before 'b' [link]
Girls are usually the little spoon physically while guys are usually the little spoon emotionally. [link]
Children are given false expectations of how important knowing the difference between stalactites and stalagmites will be in later life. [link]
Humans are afraid of being bitten by spiders even though they have more teeth. Spiders are afraid of being stepped on by humans even though they have more legs. [link]
Forwarded from Askaran (PM Friendly)
Evolving superior intelligence was the worst thing nature could have done to itself.
Babies are little scientists testing every single hypothesis that we take for granted [link]
We wear cowboy outfits as Halloween costumes even though people legitimately wore those things 100 years ago. In 100 years kids might be trick or treating as "guy in v neck and khakis" [link]
Someone can use your photo and post it on the Internet while accusing you of crimes you have never committed and no one will believe otherwise. [link]
Harry Potter was fine sending his children to a school where he almost died every year [link]
If beer is liquid courage then coffee must be liquid motivation. [link]
Running from your problems only works if your problem is being unfit [link]
Every cemetery contains lifetimes of stories that we'll never hear about [link]
You’re technically in every TV show and movie filmed after you were born, you’re just really far off camera. [link]