The hardest part of doing something you hate is starting. The hardest part of doing something you love is stopping. [link]
If Jafar had just honored his agreement with Aladdin and paid him handsomely for finding the lamp, he would have won. [link]
Saying "Simon says don't listen to Simon" in Simon says would effectively break the game [link]
In school we are taught about all the cruelty and backwardness of humans during history. In adult life we then realize that things still are pretty bad. [link]
There is no such thing as moonlight; it’s just sunlight moonlighting. [link]
Calling other humans "primitive" because they have less advanced technology assumes that owning something like a toaster inherently makes people more sophisticated. [link]
H*ll and F*ck put together make heck, which is considered more family friendly. [link]
If you wear a facemask in the car, no one can tell that you’re singing. [link]
Having four arms would make being a parent much easier, but having a child with four arms would make being a parent much more difficult. [link]
If you framed a real-life event as a fictional story, people would probably find plot holes [link]
The presence of ‘b’ in the word subtle is so subtle that if you were to know there was a silent letter in subtle you’d guess ‘d' before 'b' [link]
Girls are usually the little spoon physically while guys are usually the little spoon emotionally. [link]
Children are given false expectations of how important knowing the difference between stalactites and stalagmites will be in later life. [link]
Humans are afraid of being bitten by spiders even though they have more teeth. Spiders are afraid of being stepped on by humans even though they have more legs. [link]
Forwarded from Askaran (PM Friendly)
Evolving superior intelligence was the worst thing nature could have done to itself.
Babies are little scientists testing every single hypothesis that we take for granted [link]