Going to your workplace while you're not working is one of the weirdest feelings [link]
Putting happy cows on meat and dairy products is actually kind of sadistic. [link]
It’s ironic that if you search online “The truth about...” followed by any given topic you’re more likely to find overblown conspiracy theories & bogus research. [link]
The hardest part of doing something you hate is starting. The hardest part of doing something you love is stopping. [link]
If Jafar had just honored his agreement with Aladdin and paid him handsomely for finding the lamp, he would have won. [link]
Saying "Simon says don't listen to Simon" in Simon says would effectively break the game [link]
In school we are taught about all the cruelty and backwardness of humans during history. In adult life we then realize that things still are pretty bad. [link]
There is no such thing as moonlight; it’s just sunlight moonlighting. [link]
Calling other humans "primitive" because they have less advanced technology assumes that owning something like a toaster inherently makes people more sophisticated. [link]
H*ll and F*ck put together make heck, which is considered more family friendly. [link]
If you wear a facemask in the car, no one can tell that you’re singing. [link]
Having four arms would make being a parent much easier, but having a child with four arms would make being a parent much more difficult. [link]
If you framed a real-life event as a fictional story, people would probably find plot holes [link]