Given how bad body fluids and human waste smells, our skin has to be really good at blocking smells [link]
Villains have a better work ethic than heroes because it takes more work and planning to facilitate evil plots than it does to just show up and save everybody with powers you already had lying around. [link]
Sirens that are part of rap songs are very confusing when you’re driving [link]
Mirrors may actually be portals to another dimension, but your reflection is an asshole and will block the way [link]
Drag queens would probably be really effective advertisment in razor commercials [link]
A massive shit can either be the most satisfying or most painful thing one can experience. [link]
You’re okay with swallowing saliva if it’s already in your mouth. However, you’d find it disgusting if you had to drink a glass full of your own saliva. [link]
The saying “it’s always in the last place you look” is redundant. Of course it is, once you found it you stop looking for it. [link]
Apple probably prevented a lot of Siri rule-34 stuff by not giving her an avatar or image. [link]
It’s never a good thing to be greeted with “Thank goodness you’re here” at the start of your shift [link]
Millennials get blamed for participation trophies when the Boomers invented and executed the concept. [link]
"Fly" probably represents the laziest attempt of naming an animal. [link]
Dracula’s hair is suspiciously perfect for someone who can’t use mirrors. [link]
If your grandparents or parents tell the same stories over and over again, it’s not because they’re losing their memory, it’s because they like remembering them. [link]
Therapists really need to have a “free sample” session so people don’t have to pay $100/session just to find out they don’t vibe together. [link]
Sirens which are loud, obnoxious, and used to save lives and warn of impending danger, were named after the women who’s songs were soothing, beautiful, and intended to lead men to their deaths [link]
When rating something from 1-10, the “7” is the nice people’s 5. [link]