The fact that cats love fish, but hate water is proof enough we're their servants. [link]
A thief going through a woman's handbag would probably throw away more in cosmetics than the value of the cash in the bag. [link]
The very first belly button must have been an outie, otherwise we’d be calling it a belly hole. [link]
The fear of going into forest at night isn't from fear of being alone, but rather the fear that you aren't. [link]
Human fingers don’t have any muscles in them. Your palm and forearm are literally pulling the strings. [link]
At age 12, you're either a professional child or a trainee teenager. [link]
All you need is a certain smell to bring your thoughts back to even your childhood [link]
It's possible that all "The Matrix" trilogy was just a big ass trip Neo had for taking an unknown red pill some random crazy dude offered him [link]
An actor has truly made it when a minor role is considered a cameo. [link]
The fact that you sometimes swallow water into the wrong hole is proof that simply DOING something several thousand times doesn't make you good at it [link]
If you dig a hole in the ground and stick your head in it, you are wearing Earth as a hat [link]
"Don't believe everything on the internet" is used more by old people who've been corrected on something than as an actual precaution [link]
If Spider-Man was realistic, it would just be a fat bloke sat in the corner of a dusty room, barely moving [link]
if a woman starts writing down a list of what she eats when she falls pregnant when the baby is born you will have a list of what the baby is made of [link]
If bugs had red blood, road trips would look like the murder scene they are. [link]
Neo could have hacked the sun and brightness to make all those sunglasses unnecessary [link]
It's a good thing teeth don't get fat as you put more weight on. [link]
Nintendo branding is so good, that if someone says Donkey Kong the mental image is of a gorilla, even though the only animal mentioned is donkey. [link]